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Bill Lehecka
Deus Ex Machina/General Zod
USA
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 Posted - 09/20/2005 : 11:00:43 AM
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Just a quick note: This is from another website, and we're just reprinting for fun. -BL
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The Brent Musburger Drinking Game
WARNING!
Play at your own risk. It is conceivable your whole party will be passed out with 8 mins remaining in the 1st quarter.
*Note: Partner is spelled "Pardner," because that's the way Brent says it.
Rule #1: "The Pardner" A person is picked to be the Pardner at the beginning of the game. The first time Brent says "Pardner," the Pardner has to take 1 drink, and then picks someone else to be the Pardner. The next time Brent says it, the new Pardner has to take 2 drinks, and then pick a new Pardner, and so on and so on. The Pardner must wear a special "Pardner" hat.
Rule #2: "Folks" Everyone drinks 1 when Brent says "Folks." However, if Brent says "Hold on Folks", everyone must drink once but the first person to drink has to finish their drink for not holding on.
Rule #3: "It's a foot race!". Whenever Brent says "It's a foot race" everyone has to finish their drink. The first one done becomes "That Man" and gets to punch the Pardner in the arm.
Rule #4: "There's that man again". After someone becomes "That Man," they get to give away 3 drinks to someone of their choosing the next time Brent says "That Man." That person then becomes "That Man." If Brent says "That Man" before "It's a footrace," The Pardner becomes That Man. If The Pardner becomes That Man first, he gets to punch the new That Man in the arm twice after giving away the 3 drinks. There must also be a special hat for "That Man."
Rule #5: "Dr. Pepper". Every time Brent says "Dr. Pepper" everyone has to yell out "I'M A PEPPER!" and take 2 drinks. Afterwards, each person must give out a satisfied "AAAAAAAHHHHH!", as if in a Dr. Pepper commercial. Anyone who fails to do so must drink again.
Rule #6: "Jack Arute". Whenever Brent says "Our ol' buddy Jack Arute" everyone has to say "AROOOOOOT!" Last one to do it has to do a shot. If everyone does it simultaneously, the Pardner must do a shot.
Rule #7: "In the college game". Whenever Brent says this little gem, everyone must say "Shut the fuck up Brent", drink 2, and punch the Pardner in the arm.
Rule #8: Mentioning a Big 10 school during a Big 12 game. Whenever Brent does this, the first person who names the Big 10 school's mascot gets to make somebody drink for 11 seconds, since there's 11 schools in the Big 10.
Rule #9: Calling a touchdown before the player actually scores. For example, during an interception return, Brent says "It's a touchdown!" before the player actually scores. In this case, everyone must start drinking and continue to drink until the player actually does score. If by some odd event, the player does NOT score, everyone must finish their drink.
Rule #10: "Gary, my man". Whenever Brent says "Gary, my man", the Pardner gets to choose someone to be Gary. From that point on, that person must be referred to as "Gary, my man" until the game is over. "Gary, my man" gets to give away 5 drinks the rest of the game any time Brent says "Gary, my man". If someone talks to "Gary, my man" without calling him that, they have to do a shot. If there is someone playing the game actually named Gary, that person is automatically "Gary, my man".
Rule #11: "The Major". If Brent has a pet nickname for one of the players during the game, for example calling Major Applewhite "The Major", everyone must drink 5 anytime Brent uses this nickname. However, "Gary, my man" does not drink but gets to give away 5 drinks since this person already has a nickname of their own.
Rule #12: "John Saunders". The first time Brent quips with John Saunders, everyone must drink 1. The next time, everyone must drink 2, and so on and so on.
Rule #13: In the booth. Whenever there's a camera shot of Brent in the booth, the Pardner must make a toast to Brent. After the toast, everyone must drink 1.
Rule #14: "My Friend" Every Pardner gets to choose a "Friend." The friend must always get up to get the Pardner another drink (since the Pardner will be doing quite a bit of that). However, when Brent utters "My Friend" the friend gets to punch the Pardner in the arm for making him get up so much.
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SharkFanMI
Camp Counselor
Spain
11756 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 11:06:25 AM
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| Holy crap! Where was this when I was still at U-M? |
R.I.P. Michigan football: 1879-2007
"I'm just awful on so many levels." -TK, 10/27/05
"I love that song! That's the number one fight song in the world!" -TK on PTI, referring to "The Victors," 9/12/06
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Smirking Chupacabra
sorry so-and-so
Cape Vere Islands
12918 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 12:03:24 PM
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| Mr. Tony: "It always pleases me when media guys get into fights". |
"God told me that you should stay the F*%@ off of me!" -- Bijou, 10/14/2005
"My faith in the Constitution is whole, it is complete, it is total. I am not going to sit here and be an idle spectator to the diminution, the subversion, the destruction of the Constitution." -- Barbara Jordan, July 25, 1974.
2006-07 APHFTMBE College Bowl Mania Champion -- "Tell that to your mum" -- Engelbert Humperdink |
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Smirking Chupacabra
sorry so-and-so
Cape Vere Islands
12918 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 12:04:35 PM
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| quote: | Originally posted by Smirking Chupacabra
Mr. Tony: "It always pleases me when media guys get into fights".
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I'm an idiot -- this goes on the daily board.
And no, I wasn't playing the game when I did this. |
"God told me that you should stay the F*%@ off of me!" -- Bijou, 10/14/2005
"My faith in the Constitution is whole, it is complete, it is total. I am not going to sit here and be an idle spectator to the diminution, the subversion, the destruction of the Constitution." -- Barbara Jordan, July 25, 1974.
2006-07 APHFTMBE College Bowl Mania Champion -- "Tell that to your mum" -- Engelbert Humperdink |
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chefdevergue
Mayor McCheese
25349 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 12:08:10 PM
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| That's an awful lot of rules for a group a barely sentient drunks to remember. Good God. Bill's being generous with his estimate about how long it will take for everyone to pass out. It would numb the pain of listening to Musberger, though. |
Black Spiderman & Blue Spiderman? That's silly." --- Helen J.A.H.P.A.X.M.W.R.McM. Knaack |
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Dobber
Enola F-Bomber
Canada
8419 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 9:50:51 PM
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| We seriously need a Mr. Tony drinking game. |
Be my friend: http://myspace.com/orangegator13
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"If you can't notice the jingling cat sneaking up on you, you probably ought not to be alive anyways." - Chef 22.5.2007
"That would be fun for all of us, and by 'us,' I mean 'me.'" Mr. Tony, 20.06.2007
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apw0397
Little
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Posted - 09/21/2005 : 09:49:10 AM
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Just Google PTI drinkning game...
Take one drink when Wilbon refers to someone as Kornheiser's "boy" or "girl."
Take two drinks when Kornheiser does it to Wilbon.
Take three drinks if either host talks to a "Five Good Minutes" guest in the same tone of voice they usually reserve for each other.
Take one drink when Kornheiser announces that he has won a segment like Toss Up, Mail Time, etc.
Take one drink if either host messes up the back-and-forth order of a segment.
Take one drink when Kornheiser attempts to pit the viewers against Wilbon by insinuating that he cares about them more than Wilbon does.
Take one drink if the hosts comment on an article or column written by another journalist.
Take two additional drinks if that journalist is a member of the Around The Horn panel.
Take no drink if Stat Boy Tony Riali shows up in the same outfit he wore on Around The Horn, only without the jacket and with the tie loosened.
Take one drink if the tie is still snug on the collar of the shirt.
Finish the bottle if the jacket's still on.
Take one drink if Substitute Stat Boy makes an appearance.
Take one drink if Wilbon is off-set, participating via satellite.
Take one drink if Wilbon comments about Kornheiser's fear of flying, regardless of his location.
Take three drinks if either host has been replaced for a show.
Finish the bottle and crack a second if BOTH hosts have the day off. You'll need it.
Take three drinks if the entire show transpires without Wilbon saying any of the following words: "Chicago," "Cubs," "Bartmann," or "Sawx," using a deep inflection to refer to the Boston baseball team.
Take one drink if the hosts comment on the fact that NASCAR, horse racing, boxing, and/or hockey either don't get a lot of discussion time on the show, or that they "were a big thing at one point" but have since lost relevancy.
Take no drink if the show ends by fading to black, with a small PTI logo appearing in the center of the screen and a voice whispering "PTI."
Take a sip if the show ends with Kornheiser holding a PTI logo placard over his face and doing the whispering bit himself.
Take one drink if Wilbon has foregone more formal clothing for a jersey, sweatshirt, or some other casual sports paraphenalia.
Finish the bottle if such paraphenalia does not involve Chicago.
Take one drink if either host says that something "STINKS!"
Take one drink if Wilbon asks Kornheiser if he watched a game that they are commenting on.
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Mr Subversive
Umbrella Man
131 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 9:26:48 PM
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Let's create a radio show-only drinking game.
With fewer rules!
My first rule - when Tony asks. "What are we talking about here?!?" - everyone drinks. |
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Mr Subversive
Umbrella Man
131 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 9:29:03 PM
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Everyone suggest a rule or twelve.
We can play while we listen! Every day!! |
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chefdevergue
Mayor McCheese
25349 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 9:38:12 PM
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| Take a drink every time Tony slurps Bob Dylan. We should be on our lips before the first segment is over, if today was any indication. |
Black Spiderman & Blue Spiderman? That's silly." --- Helen J.A.H.P.A.X.M.W.R.McM. Knaack |
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