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Don't think of this place as an area to download meaningless clips... Think of it as an archive of a show that's fun to listen to. Loads of dap go out to all listed below who helped contribute to the section. Keep checking back for new stuff.

New Age Soundbytes
Version 3.0 of the show has produced some epick soundbytes. I bring them here. Thanks go out to Rob Collett, James Paniagua, Dave Maes, Jay Krupa, Geoff Gardner and Will Johnson for getting these soundbytes done.

• The Mailbag Theme, by Hootie and the Blowfish (MP3) -- At long last, Hootiew and the Blowfish did the TK Mailbag Theme, and here it is for your downloading pleasure.
• "You're a moron!" (MP3) -- If Mr. Tony calls you a moron, you're branded for life!
• "I find him objectionable on most every level..." (MP3) -- Wilbon doesn't like people who are objectionable, especially on EVERY level.
• 'A-R-A-M-I-R-I-M' (WAV) -- Mike Tyson's spelling prowess is devastating!
• Marc 'Nigel' Sterne Gives the Nats Report (MP3) -- Marc Sterne needed a vacation from the grueling Nats report, so he let his brother Nigel give the report.
• "Junior is killing the show." (MP3) -- Andy Polley's frank with Mr. Tony about Junior's effect on the show. Tried to clean up the mix here a little bit.
• "Do you know who I am?" (MP3) -- Does anyone know who this guy is? I mean, Mr. Tony is a given, but the guy in the clip. Do we know who he is? (Yes, I know, it's Moe Green from The Godfather)
• "It was so... bizarrely dreadful." (MP3) -- Who is Simon Cowell referring to? Who knows, but most things on the TK show skew to Bizarrely Dreadful.
• "Don't do it, Tony!" (MP3) -- Tommy Smyth begs Mr. Tony to not do what he's going to do. Can the leprechaun stop the Orange one?
• "I know a little something about arrogant, Tony." (MP3) -- This clip didn't come from Junior... It came from inquisitive mind Dan Le Batard!
• "You ain't gotta do nothin' homeboy!" (MP3) -- I'm confused why Memphis Grizzlies Point Guard would tell a homeboy he's gotta do nothin' but I'll roll with this one here.
• "You're just gonna have to suck on it and like it!" (MP3) -- Washington Nationals' relief pitcher Joey Eischen has a bunch of colorful metaphors at his disposal.
• "And BOOM goes the dynamite!" (WAV) -- If you're a neophyte at sports reporting, and you're doing your local news' sports report, do everyone a favor and just REPORT WHAT'S ON THE SCREEN!
• "Junior?" (MP3) -- Sean Connery asks if it's Junior.
• "JUNIOR?!?!?" (MP3) -- Sean Connery yells after Junior throws himself off a cliff while on a tank.
• "What the hell is going on here?!?!" (MP3) -- Mr. Tony's angry, and he wants answers now!
• "Andy Polley's Happy Fun Time Sports Extravaganza!" (WAV) -- Now featuring Story Time with LaSooz!!! Download this high quality clip now!
• "What a waste of time!" (MP3) -- You know, Regis might be on to something...
• "His show is terrible, and I'm really happy!" (MP3) -- Do you blame anyone for mistaking Trump's diatribe as a message to Mr. Tony rather than Sir Richard Branson?
• "Where's The Cake?" (MP3) -- Abe Pollin became god-like with this quote, looking for the celebratory cake for his "3" all-stars on the Washington Wizards.
• "So God Damn proud of all of you..." (MP3) -- Abe Pollin's really proud of his two all-stars and a third honorary all-star.
• "You gotta harvest your nuts right now, man!" (MP3) -- Seriously, what the hell is Wizards Coach Eddie Jordan talking about?
• "Jesus, am I speaking Chinese?!" (MP3) -- No, Cavaliers' coach Paul Silas doesn't speak Chinese, but he thinks the reporters might not understand him about the condition of Eric Snow.
• "That is a Disgusting Act!" (MP3) -- Joe Buck really overreacted to Randy Moss's pantomime of mooning the fans. Was this sound byte reallty necessary?
• "Straight Cash, Homey!" (MP3) -- So how DO you pay for a disgusting act? Randy Moss has this BRILLIANT response.
• "He's... Freakin'.... GENIUS!" (MP3) -- If you take too much TrimSpa, you too might burst out that Kayne West is a freakin' music producing genius like Anna-Nicole Smith...
• "Don't talk back to me, all right?!?!?" (MP3) -- Don't get fresh with Randy Johnson, or else he'll put you in detention!
• "This Book is Devastating!" (MP3) -- Jose Canseco obviously talking about Junior's new book.