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Why does Mr. Tony keep on saying "Clean Out the Mousecages, Harry, and Carry the Urine Specimens Upstairs?" Who's Harry, and why is his job to carry urine specimens?


TK's New, Unpublished but Best-Selling Novel (Image by Kuke Reynoso)

"Clean out the Mousecages, Harry, and Carry the Urine Specimens Upstairs…" is the title of TK's fictitous new novel, already a best seller.

The answer to this question comes from our Message Board, Jay in Wilmington, NC

"TK ranted the first week he was back about a local scribe who had written that TK was unavailable for comment about a story he was writing. TK claims he would have commented but was never actually contacted. In the Cheese Boy article above, "Kornheiser couldn't be reached for comment."

Nigel often says "rhymes with Larry Saffee" or something similar when he prompts TK for the novel title.

I think Harry Jaffe of Washingtonian.com is your boy."

So there you have it, TK couldn't be reached for comment because he was writing his new best-selling novel.



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